ARMY TRAINING, SIR!

While walking around the Art Fair, I couldn't shake the feeling someone or something was watching me. You know, that feeling you get as the hair on the back of your neck stands up. I turned on my camera. Relying on my "cat-like reflexes," I spun around snapped the shutter and ran back to my Yugo and beat a hasty retreat. From the safety of the FTLDP Corporate offices, I was able to see my suspicions were confirmed. Always trust your instincts!

BLACK CLOUD

Sometimes life just isn't fair. After a horrendous night's sleep, I got out of bed, tripped over the dog, stumbled into the kitchen only to find that we were out of coffee. Well, 'it can't get any worse', I said to myself as I headed out to get my morning paper. I guess you can tell how the rest of the day went from the photo of my car. Yep! No paper, either.