NOT OF SIGHT OR SOUND BUT OF MIND

Look up, look down, look all around, heck look into the Third, Fourth, or Fifth Dimension if you have to. They really are here you know! This sign proves it.

HOT TAMALE, CHILI TOMORROW

Saw this weather station in Canada a couple of weeks back. After studying it for a while I concluded that it is highly accurate. We can learn a lot from those people that would increase the accuracy of our own weather people.

NOT TIGER WOODS, JUST THE WOODS

I can't think of a single thing to add to this. Found in the woods, of all places.

TOO MANY NOS

They forgot to add, No Fun!