Wednesday, September 9, 2009

THE LOCK NESS MONSTER

This is a Monster Anti-Theft Device. It will protect your bike wherever you leave it. No one will mess with him, no one will come near him. He is on the job 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Available on line and at finer retailers internationally. Sleep well tonight knowing he is protecting your treasured possession. And to think, all these years I used a lock and key. Progress can be a beautiful thing, sometimes.

17 comments:

  1. This would be a dream: here they steal your bike while you are still trying to lock it. I'll check the retailer online...

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  2. Why yes, I have one on the saddle to protect the horse. MB

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  3. LOL so funny!
    wow I think I'm already afraid of this monster!
    You are sooooooooo creative my friend, I just love your ideas!Brilliant!
    Léia

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  4. What a wonderful find! I wish I had one. I looked at that bike and had a momentary wish to heist it, but all of a sudden I became so afraid I ran away screaming!

    Lucky you!

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  5. Do you think these work on cars too?

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  6. I wouldn't mess with that ferocious looking beast!

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  7. Those teeth would scare just about anyone away. Scary!! I bet it works.

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  8. There's a huge market in London for them given the number of bikes stolen here every day

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  9. LOL! I suppose he is snappy and might even spit fire and flames.

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  10. HAHAHA!! Maybe we should try one of those. Bike theft is the main crime in Telluride. We've had 3 stolen in 2 years, one came back.

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